Spend your life doing strange things with weird people.
Unknown (via aukles)

(Source: acid-anarchism)

Do not be fooled
into thinking
that being loved
and being fucked
are the same thing.
Their sweat on your
skin is not a promise.
They may touch you,
but that does not mean
they’ll stay.

Foolhardy | Lora Mathis (via lora-mathis)

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved)


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(Source: bows-n-beanies)

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people

brownglucose:

dipschtick:

because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*